Re: Official Happy Birthday Topic

by **Felixlynch777** Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:15 am

ZOMG Camper's birthday!

Now I'm not sure if you knew but I'm quite good at baking. So I made two cakes for you:

Official Happy Birthday Topic - Page 14 Erotic-bakery-of-new-york-flushing-ny

Official Happy Birthday Topic - Page 14 Erotic-bakery-of-new-york-flushing-ny

Official Happy Birthday Topic - Page 14 IMG_6418

Hope you enjoy! I love you

by **DeadCamper** Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:21 am

Wow, dude... not to sound ungrateful, but if you could combine those into one cake, and maybe add some chest hair, that'd be brilliant. <3

by **Felixlynch777** Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:15 pm

After all my hard work this is what I get...do you not see the vein detail in the penis? That took a lot of time man.

I fucked up the proportions though. Giant head, tiny balls Sad

by **DeadCamper** Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:19 pm

The vein is exquisite my good man, no doubt about that. And I like the piercing detail.

Well it's better than having giant balls with a tiny lovesausage, that's the worst cock-and-balls ratio possible.

by **Valerie** Thu Aug 16, 2012 5:36 am

DeadCamper wrote:The vein is exquisite my good man, no doubt about that. And I like the piercing detail.

Well it's better than having giant balls with a tiny lovesausage, that's the worst cock-and-balls ratio possible.

True words of wisdom. <3

by **Biggles** Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:36 pm

The mathematically perfect ratio is f(n) = ({nsub0 = 1, nsub1 = 1, nsubx > 0} (f(n-1) + f(n-2)).

Known in math as the golden spiral.

So yeah. Golden spiral your cock and balls today! *winks*

by Nelsyboy Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:55 pm

Now you OLD Camper! Lol

by **DeadCamper** Tue Aug 21, 2012 5:45 pm

I've felt like a grumpy old man since I turned 30. :D All I want is a rocking chair on my porch and a cane to threaten youngsters with, "GET OFF MY LAWN" and so on.

by **Valerie** Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:10 am

He still looks pretty hot though... Wink

by Nelsyboy Thu Aug 23, 2012 7:10 am

Gerontophile!

by **Felixlynch777** Sat Aug 25, 2012 4:03 pm

Sorry for it being late Camper but I made this for your birthday:

by **DeadCamper** Sat Aug 25, 2012 7:20 pm

That was beautiful.
And for some reason, after it was done, it recommended "Rat Rod vs Lamborghini Aventador! Roadkill Episode 5" and I ended up watching it. And I don't even care about cars.