Dinner in a bowl - Moral decay or innovation?

[DeadCamper]

Today, I tried out JMs eccentric food habits by eating, you guest it, dinner from a bowl. For you who might not know what the hell I'm talking about, JM caused quite the controversy on the xat a week or so ago when he revealed that he has never seen a dinner plate in his life and that him and his ancestors have always used bowls. Meatloaf, potatoes, vegetables, even entire turkeys have been squeezed into bowls and often eaten with a spoon. Many of us refused to believe him of course, but he insisted upon it and went on to threaten us all with a ban if we questioned his family trees proud traditions.

I decided I had to experience this spectacle for myself, but as a novice I dared only start out with nooby corn. Even potatoes felt way too advanced, but time will tell where this journey takes me.

I tremble as I post this picture, I'm through the looking glass here people...

[Scorex_VII]

Hmmm, i use mostly bowls to, i tought it was kinda of a European thing... Sometimes i use human based recipients:

Altough any food gets a weird taste after that...

[Valerie]

While reading this, I was eating an apple, with my bare hands, and suddenly felt like a savage.




All better!

[BeazelWeasel]

Camper is capable of making even a bowl of corn look artistic enough due to the lighting and the PS3 on the foreground to show his gamer ego.

[PetZku]

5 euro på att du höll på o äta tortillas o hade majs som extra pålägg

[Felixlynch777]

Okay, I'm going to ask you a couple of questions and I want them answered immediately.


1) Who has corn for dinner? It's fine as a side dish but just corn for dinner?

2) What is the PS3 controller resting on?

3) What type of carpeting is that?

4) Val, why is your spoon so oddly shaped?

4) Scorex, what the hell is that in your sig? Ginger asian woman, *shudders*

[omarionfire]

Okay, I'm going to ask you a couple of questions and I want them answered immediately.


1) Who has corn for dinner? It's fine as a side dish but just corn for dinner?

2) What is the PS3 controller resting on?

3) What type of carpeting is that?

4) Val, why is your spoon so oddly shaped?

4) Scorex, what the hell is that in your sig? Ginger asian woman, *shudders*

ima take a whack at #4.. Peeps got big hands?

and #5 looks like a brunette

[Valerie]

4) Val, why is your spoon so oddly shaped?

ima take a whack at #4.. Peeps got big hands?

Uh, no. Quite the opposite actually.

And I was eating that apple at work, so I had to use whatever scrubby utensils we have here. Including weird pointy spoons.

[omarionfire]

ah, thought that was at home.. Fine then Peeps at work have big hands

[SovereignSpirit]

I have eaten meals from bowls for foods not supposed to be eaten from bowls. Its not that odd.

[RatedStinger]

I've eaten from both interchangeably. But since JM says he's never seen a plate in his life and it's a tradition to eat from bowls, I'm gonna assume he's Asian.

[Jammer]

Yeah, I totally don't know what a plate is, can you guys describe one for me?

[Shindib]

I've eaten from both interchangeably. But since JM says he's never seen a plate in his life and it's a tradition to eat from bowls, I'm gonna assume he's Asian.

He sounds Asian, too!

[Dronir]

I eat some things from a plate and some things from a bowl. It depends on the meal.

[Shindib]

I eat some things from a plate and some things from a bowl. It depends on the meal.

Ditto

[DeadCamper]

Jesus Christ you guys are mind numbingly thick sometimes. "DUUUH what's strange about eating from a bowl? I do it. Lolol Dead doesn't know some people eat from bowls" - IT'S A FUCKING JOKE. You're supposed to go along with it. Do I seriously have to explain how humor works? Just ignore this topic lol.
Sorry JM, the dinner in a bowl joke is officially dead, these guys ruined it.

[Jammer]

But... none of you guys explained to me what a plate was.

[Valerie]

*reads rest of topic*

Hmm, too many srs bros in here...

*leaves to eat yogurt with a fork and knife*

[Felixlynch777]

I knew it was a joke


Also you haven't answered my questions yet Camper.

[palto1826]

I'm gonna go drink an orange with a straw...like the tropicana commercials

[PetZku]

I didn't get my answer either

[Dronir]

I'm gonna go drink an orange with a straw...like the tropicana commercials

Done it.

And I've met people IRL who honestly didn't own plates. So excuse me for taking this seriously. !!

[Scorex_VII]

Hmmm, i use mostly bowls to, i tought it was kinda of a European thing... Sometimes i use human based recipients:

Altough any food gets a weird taste after that...

Riiiight, censorship ftw.

[Felixlynch777]

I'm the opposite of JM. I eat everything on a plate, with a knife and fork. Including cornflakes:

[Valerie]

Felix, I have a few questions.


1. Do you always eat with your Playstation 3 controller within sight?

2. Was the polka-dotted dinnerware of your choosing?

3. What type of wood are those chairs made of?

4. How did you feel when Honey Nut Flakes advertised 50% less salt?

5. Is that thing on the far wall an electrical outlet?
a. If it is an outlet, what do you often plug into it?
b. If it is not an outlet, what is it?

6. Y U no buy Sony camera?

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