Re: Decisions decisions...

by **DeadCamper** Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:52 pm

I have no idea, but I've wanted to taste corn bread ever since I was a kid and they mentioned it in the canteen scene in Aliens, "Guess she didn't like the corn bread either...". Of course, that line was delivered by a black guy.

by **Valerie** Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:20 pm

I dislike cornbread. But I make it like a pwo! The key is just a tiiiiiny pinch of sugar.

by **Jammer** Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:48 pm

Corn bread is meh.

by **Felixlynch777** Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:55 am

Hmm. So cornbread isn't nice? What about Kool-Aid?

JM I was playing shogun 2 the other day. In the loading screens it has these Japanese death poems. The one below instantly reminded me of you. Is it possible that you are descended from Feudal Japanese samurai?

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by **DeadCamper** Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:44 am

WHAT? XD

by **Jammer** Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:45 pm

It's a very likely possibility, Felix, so we'll just assume that yes, I am in fact a descendant of a samurai.

And corn bread's alright, not something I like/liked all that much. Kool-aid was just awesome growing up, my main thing to drink, but it's really just kind of flavored, sugared, water. >_>

by **DeadCamper** Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:46 pm

Sadly, if this is correct, it completely eliminates your previous hopes of being of Viking descent.

by **Jammer** Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:48 pm

Pfft, I'll just be a viking-samurai descendant.

by **Felixlynch777** Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:56 pm

Jammer wrote:Pfft, I'll just be a viking-samurai descendant.

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by **BeazelWeasel** Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:35 pm

Science clearly dictates scandinavians and southeast asians are direct anatomic opposites

by **DeadCamper** Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:44 pm

Furthermore a Viking would most likely use a samurai sword as a tooth pick.

by **Felixlynch777** Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:59 pm

Hate to be pedantic Beazel but Japan isn't in South-East Asia. The countries of that region are Malaysia, Singapore, Brunei, Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia and Indonesia.

If the Japanese descendent was a woman then night times would be long, painful and filled with sporadic bleeding. Viking men yo Razz

Camper the Japanese did have some pretty big swords that would impress a Viking XD

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nodachi

by **DeadCamper** Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:08 pm

by **BeazelWeasel** Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:16 pm

pff, I just didn't want to say Asia as a whole because:

1. Russians
2. Gengis Khan

by **Jammer** Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:22 pm

Don't care, I'm still the one and only viking-samurai descendant.

by **BeazelWeasel** Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:31 pm

That is why you're an abomination upon this sacred Earth... unlike Dead here (goo)

by **Felixlynch777** Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:47 pm

I'm pretty sure Dead's father is The Angel of Sin and his mother is The Angel of Death. They combined forces and unleashed the one we know as Andreas upon us. At least I think so.

by **BeazelWeasel** Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:44 pm

I'm pretty sure Dead is related to Odin himself, get out of here with that christian talk

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