ATTN Beazel!

[Scorex_VII]

Guess what game is out right now on the EU PSN store...? Thats right, no other then Tombi AKA as Tomba. Yup, i still remember you were freaking about that game, and wished how it would be on PSN... How can i remember? I have such a good memory. Why do i care? I cant remember.


Waaait...

[Jammer]

Guys, am I seeing things or is this Scorex that just posted?

[Felixlynch777]

Doth my eyes deceive me? Is this a dagger that I see before me?

(Macbeth)

In less pretentious terms:

ZOMG IT'S SCOREX!

[BeazelWeasel]

At first I thought you were Felix, because, dayum niugguh, you be late to da partay. I saw Tomba was on the PSStore ( yes, the US PSStore ) like, a month ago. srsly.

Thanks anyway, Mr. Pedo.

[Scorex_VII]

What is the meaning of this commotion? Its like you guys seen Jesus or something lol. Oh well Beazel...The Tomba on the store is a USA import in fact.

[DeadCamper]

Are you saying you AREN'T Jesus?

[Scorex_VII]

Jesus could not have an addiction...I, like yourself, have an addiction to slot machines... Even if i always get CRAP, i always have that little ray of hope of getting the 3 damn vault symbols >

[Felixlynch777]

Don't ever play Blackjack. It's the most addictive casino game ever.

[Valerie]

I like to pretend this:

Are you saying you AREN'T Jesus?

is the caption for this:



<3 <3 <#


Also! Hi ScoreX!!
PS: I have "The Bad Touch". (hello)

[DeadCamper]

It does have a "are you a wizard?" vibe.

ScoreX: My cousin got a purple shotgun from them slot machines which he still uses, so I can't help but keep trying myself...

[Valerie]

It does have a "are you a wizard?" vibe.

Yes, but with deliciousness. Nom.

Do you know/remember what winning combination your cuzzie got that won him the purple shotgun? Seems like all I get is crap to sell.

[BeazelWeasel]

At least the crap I can sell helps me cut some of my losses.

[Felixlynch777]

Betting can be profitable if you do it correctly. Made a tidy sum during the recent Euro football tournament

And Camper...I can't hold it any longer:



YES I TOOK THE SACRIFICE OF BEING THAT DUMB BITCH NATALIE PORTMAN THAT'S HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU

[Jammer]

Are you saying you AREN'T Jesus?

Well that's certainly disappointing.

[Felixlynch777]

Beazel is Jesus. Seriously, see pictures of him IRL and he's the Saviour himself. Quite odd as when he has short hair he looks like Johnny Klebitz from LATD. Quite the transformation. Oh and in one picture he looks like a French medieval knight. A man of many looks!



Léon, First Earl of Agincourt!


Someone with photoshop, make him have a suit of armour! I demand it.

[DeadCamper]

I don't need Photoshop for this one, I have only to close my eyes, and get swept away on oceans of desire.

Me and Val even had a conversation solely devoted to Beazel and his hair.

And Felix, your sacrifice as Portman is duly noted.

[Felixlynch777]

Thank you Camper :')

I believe Val already showed you the first of these, but both are fitting:

[Valerie]

I... totally want to tousle that softly.

[Biggles]

SHOW THEM THE LEPRECHAUN PICTURE, BEAZEL. PLEASE.

[Valerie]

I HAVE SEEN THE LEPRECHAUN PICTURE.

Someone PM'd it to me in a message titled "Fap Material". True story.

[Felixlynch777]

If I get permission I'll post the leprechaun picture...and Valerie's response to said fap material.

So beazer and Val give permission!

[BeazelWeasel]

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