Until we can have an IRL SoFA orgy...

[DeadCamper]

...Well, in the meantime we can all buy this!

[PetZku]

What...the fuck O_o

[Valerie]

lolwut

[Valerie]

However, Campurrz, that new avatar of yours--

Hubbahubba...

[TrgaDaBest]

Wow, people are so damn weird...

[palto1826]

makes me wonder if he really knows how to kiss or only knows what hes seen in hentai "ok so have it go in circles...just circles...now if you get bored of that you can switch to counter clockwise"

[Felixlynch777]

How is this thing meant to work. Does one person blow on one end and the other person puts the other end in his arse?

[DeadCamper]

I mean, why the straw? Shouldn't there at least be like a soft part, how is a plastic straw a tongue? D:

However, Campurrz, that new avatar of yours--

Hubbahubba...

Me and Triggz are forming a sunglasses clan, [BwS] -Born with Shades

[palto1826]

as long as it comes with multiple attatchments...i think the straw works either as "blow" or "suck"...and what are the requirements for said sunglasses clan?

[TrgaDaBest]

I think this kid is a virgin or something, cause kissing is more involved than spinning your tongue in circles...
I personally don't "french kiss" at all, it doesn't do it for me and its not my style...
...Theres other things that your tongue is used for, maybe when the kid "gets his first taste" lol he'll make a new machine...

Palto, you have to wear a cool pair of shades and look bad ass in them... I don't know what other requirements there are yet...

[Scorex_VII]

Me and Triggz are forming a sunglasses clan, [BwS] -Born with Shades

Palto, you have to wear a cool pair of shades and look bad ass in them... I don't know what other requirements there are yet...

I feel i got left behind no worries guys, i understand. Maybe im too young...

*deletes Trga and Camper*
*...*
FUCK, PSN is still down!

[DeadCamper]

Dude, you're like the co-king of BwS!

[Scorex_VII]

Dude, you're like the co-king of BwS!

YES, thank you, now my life is close to have a meaning. All that is left is to rape JM (he is always wants, but if he agrees its not rape) and kick Hek's balls, if they droped already.
...
...
Im joking you two.

Or am i?

[palto1826]

ok so ill have to take a picture of me in sunglasses...looking badass in them is a given oh so many choices in styles...i feel I should grow a mustache and take a picture with some aviator sunglasses magnum p.i. style

[Wajose]

I have a feeling that a SoFA orgy would just be a bunch of pen0rz rubbing together. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[palto1826]

I have a feeling that a SoFA orgy would just be a bunch of pen0rz rubbing together. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

so whos bringing the baby oil and the plastic tarp?

[Felixlynch777]

ok so ill have to take a picture of me in sunglasses...looking badass in them is a given oh so many choices in styles...i feel I should grow a mustache and take a picture with some aviator sunglasses magnum p.i. style

Make it a porntache

[palto1826]

ok ill get going on the pornstache...though chances are it wont last cause the wife definitely hates if i let my facial hair grow too long...ill try and convince her its for a good cause...on a side note, whos up for mustache rides?

[peacemaker_sanad]

Palto, you have to wear a cool pair of shades and look bad ass in them... I don't know what other requirements there are yet...

Am i in?

[Valerie]

Me and Triggz are forming a sunglasses clan, [BwS] -Born with Shades

Badasses With Sunglasses! C'MON!

Can I join, btw?


Side note: I love all the life-lesson replies in this topic. "IN CASE YOU GUYS DIDN'T KNOW, BUT I ACTUALLY HAVE KISSED SOMEONE AND THESE ARE MY THOUGHTS ABOUT IT." lawlz.

[DeadCamper]

Badasses With Sunglasses! C'MON!

What? Ew. No, that's lame. Mine has finesse!

[Valerie]

[DeadCamper]

I don't think I've seen you wearing sunglasses yet, btw. Wanna send me a pic where you are? :>

[Valerie]

Check your inbox!

It's dorky and those aren't my sunglasses, but... it counts.

[DeadCamper]

You're even hotter than expected in sunglasses baby, if that's possible, despite your attempt to dork it up. You're so in now. :>

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