The All-Knowing Biggles

[Biggles]

So, I'm bored as hell. Which doesn't happen much. Usually, work, games, my girlfriend, or something else keeps me so busy that I have something to do.

But right now, I don't have any of those things. I could make something up to do like a normal person, but that just doesn't seem very Bigglesesque.

So, I'm making this topic. What I'm going to do with it, I'm not yet sure.

Is it a blog about me? Hopefully not. I'm not interesting enough to be worth reading about.

Is it a place where I say random things in an attempt to be funny, in a rather hit-or-miss, mostly miss, fashion? Nope. I do that already.

Hmm... what to make this topic about? I shall examine the title to help myself out a bit.

It says, very plainly, "The All-Knowing Biggles".

That implies that I am some sort of bank of knowledge. I'm not too sure about that.

Oh well, if it's the title, it must be true. Titles never lie.*

So, ask me any question you want. Seriously, anything. I'll answer it as thoroughly as I can. If nothing else, this will be a fun waste of space for me to regret posting later! Win-win for everyone, right?

*DISCLAIMER: Except every title of every topic Napkin has ever made. This is NOT his last name color change, he has NOT given up Battlefield for good, this is FAR FROM the last time he will buy/sell Black Ops, and he is NOT desperate for a clan anymore... I think

[Felixlynch777]

These are my questions Biggles:

1: Which option did you choose in the poll about me?
2: Is your surname really Farnvst?
3: I have a feeling your girlfriend's name is Tracy? True or false?
4: Which is the better song? "Childhood's End" by Iron Maiden or "Hellraiser" by Ozzy.
5: Which is the best 80s Power Ballad?
6: Can you name every US President from 1850 to 1976?
7: Which is better BBQ sauce or Ketchup?
8: Is it true Napkin has applications pending to join SxS, Xclusive, SnM, FfC, MLC, HoB, SFA, R3D and AoD?

[Biggles]

All Excellent Questions.

1. The thing about Eddie.
2. Nope. Farns is the first 5 letters of my middle name. VT is the state I live in.
3. Nope.
4. That's pretty much the most difficult question you could ask. Hellraiser wins by a little bit, if I really had to pick, because it's my favorite Ozzy song, and Childhood's End isn't my favorite Maiden song. (The Trooper)
5. That would be "Still Loving You" by The Scorpions.
6. Nope.
7. BBQ Sauce. By far.
8. You forgot TS, and my own clans, MFF and WFN.

EDIT: Felix, I learned a neat fact today. Free Songs off of Maiden's new collection: http://www.ironmaiden.com/download/

Not available for me, since Maiden apparently hates Americans, but maybe you'll have better luck with it than I did.

[Twintower415]

1. I need a question!

[Felixlynch777]

Lol thanks Biggles for the link.

I have some more questions to ask you Jedi Master.

1: Would you ever consider purchasing a plane ticket for a SoFA member in order to meet and engage in armed combat involving nunchuks and ninja throwing stars?
2: What is your favourite type of salad?
3: Where has JM gone? He hasn't been online for 10 days.
4: If your girlfriend's name isn't Tracy, what is it?
5: Do you agree that Machiavelli's view of humanism was instrumental in the development of meta-physical philosophy?
6: How many sugars do you have in your tea?
7: Explain to me the concept of price elasticity in factoring in supply and demand.
8: Were you aware that Palto's alter-ego is a big black guy called Tyrese?
9: Do you think you could beat up the Bee Gees in a fight?
10: You wake up and you find a dragon outside. What do you do?

[DeadCamper]

9: Do you think you could beat up the Bee Gees in a fight?

AH-HAHAHAHAHA! XD

[omarionfire]

Sir Biggles i have 400 bucks to buy a laptop. Which should i buy?

[Biggles]

1: Would you ever consider purchasing a plane ticket for a SoFA member in order to meet and engage in armed combat involving nunchuks and ninja throwing stars?

Depends on the member. If it were someone like Dead or Lucas, sure. Napkin, Lynx, JM, and all the ragers are out, because they'd accuse me of using aluminum nunchucks, which are overpowered.

2: What is your favourite type of salad?

Caesar. By a mile.

3: Where has JM gone? He hasn't been online for 10 days.

JM killed several people, went to jail, got out, and then broke his laptop. And he is about 3 feet tall, and weighs about 3 kilos, so his employment options are limited.

4: If your girlfriend's name isn't Tracy, what is it?

Jennifer.

5: Do you agree that Machiavelli's view of humanism was instrumental in the development of meta-physical philosophy?

Machiavelli's principles, and most of psychology and philosophy in general, are ripoffs of Freud's work. He did everything. All psychological and philosophical theories are just people disagreeing with one word that Freud said. As such, no, I do not.

6: How many sugars do you have in your tea?

None. I drink my tea as it is.

7: Explain to me the concept of price elasticity in factoring in supply and demand.

Price elasticity is really the result of companies seeking ever-loftier profits in a market economy. When sales begin to decline, prices drop as an attempt to stimulate sales. When they increase, companies see how far they can go before sales decline again. It's not so much about supply and demand - despite changing technologies and lifestyles, only non-staple goods truly fluctuate - but rather, consumer compensation for a rapidly evolving, or paradoxically devolving, economy.

8: Were you aware that Palto's alter-ego is a big black guy called Tyrese?

Yes, and Tyrese's alter ego is Tyler Perry.

9: Do you think you could beat up the Bee Gees in a fight?

The trick to fighting the Bee Gees is to make sure you're Stayin' Alive. Any other approaches result in a Tragedy, and, in rare cases, Night Fever.

...

Those are the only Bee Gees songs I know.

10: You wake up and you find a dragon outside. What do you do?

Sell your car and RIDE A FUCKING DRAGON TO WORK!!!!


Anyway, Omari, I'd get this one: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834200142

[DeadCamper]

That's a pretty awesome post right there.

[peacemaker_sanad]

If i have a Ice tea, Milk tea, Green tea or a Coffee! which one I should drink first?

[Trone_Colby]

1. Why no mic? Shy or dont give a fuck?

2. Which SFA member would win in a knife fight against Danny Trejo?

3. Cake or Pie?

4. How did you come up with the Society of Fundemental Ass Kicking?

[Biggles]

Peace: Mix them all together. Yeah. Good times.

Trone:
1. I own a mic, which I don't use for reasons I may or may not discuss later. Let's go with, yes I am shy (though realistically, it's a bit more complicated than that).

2. Well, I have to go with Napkin. Because Danny Trejo can't stand whining. And Napkin would complain about his knife being sharper. And made of titanium, which is cheating. Eventually, even Trejo would give up. However, I'd rather see you fight him, because you'd shout KNIFED!!!!!(whatever comes after, I'm not an expert) every few seconds. And that'd be funny.

3. Neither. That's right. My vote goes towards cheesecake, which is a custard.

4. Ahh, that's a good one.

I have the uncanny ability to turn any word into an acronym. SoFA was orginally a joke I cracked at Patriot (not you, Pigeon, the other one) because the second SiK broke up, about 500,000 people started their own clans, and I was a bit SiK of it. (hahaha I'm so clever)

Me and him began playing with the SFA tag, because I needed to come up with a name for the fictional clan I had made, and sofa just seemed like a good fit, since a lot of clans try to pretend they're all cool, the epitome of gaming culture, but realistically, all they are is a bunch of people sitting on couches, wasting time. I don't have a problem with sitting on a couch and wasting time, but I do have a problem with developing an ego about that habit.

Then one day, someone asked me what Sofa meant. So I turned that word into "Society of Fundamental Ass-kickings" in the span of about 3 minutes, because it sounded like it was trying to be tough and cool, but was just inherently lame, which was sort of the message I wanted to send.

So for its first week of existence, SoFA was nothing more than me making fun of clans.

Then Napkin convinced me to give making a clan a shot, then I realized clans were stupid, (at least IMO), and now SoFA is the weird-ass not-a-clan that it is today.

Oh, and I decided a while back that I find the name "Society of Fundamental Ass-Kickery" funnier. Because y's are comedy gold.

[DeadCamper]

Oh, and I decided a while back that I find the name "Society of Fundamental Ass-Kickery" funnier. Because y's are comedy gold.

SoFAKy. Good god.

[TrgaDaBest]

1) Who is your favorite 80s action movie star?
2) What brand shaving cream do you use?
3) Are you any good at billiards?
4) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
4a) If yes, do you have pics?
5) What is the plural for "nemesis"?
6) Who's cooler, Aliens or Predators?
7) What is your alcohol of choice?
8 ) Where do babies come from?

[Biggles]

1. Marlon Brando. Shut up. He counts.

2. Barbasol.

3. Not even slightly.

4. Nope.

4a. I wish

5. Nemeses

6. Aliens. Mainly because I get the sense that they just don't give a fuck.

7. Hmm... tough one. Can I be non-specific and say "microbrewed beer?" Because being specific... no way in hell would I ever decide.

8. China. Like everything else.

[Valerie]

Oh, and I decided a while back that I find the name "Society of Fundamental Ass-Kickery" funnier. Because y's are comedy gold.

ie's are way better... Just saying.

Ass-Kickerie? Hmm, liiiiittle girlie. [not girly] But, still. ie > y


Question: When is Biggles going to play Bad Company 2, with Valerie, with his mic on?

[Biggles]

When I can fix my PS3, and feel like playing BC2, and am a bit drunk.

[ananthaval]

One question: Who's mayo is ur favorite? I know u've tried evry SoFA members mayo so....

[Biggles]

I really like Lucas's mayonnaise. He gets the ratio of egg yolk to vinegar just right.

[BeazelWeasel]

I want to ask you something but I have no idea what exactly to ask. Care about answering this one for me? D:

[Felixlynch777]

Biggles would you use your mic if you were playing with me? Come on it'd be fun, we can be characters from The Young Ones.

[Biggles]

Only if I get to be Vyv.

[Felixlynch777]

Sure. The Official Young Ones Squad is now Felix, Biggles, Carge and Hellsteeth.

[Valerie]

When I can fix my PS3, and feel like playing BC2, and am a bit drunk.

I have a broken PS3 all over my desk at home; would you like a piece?

[SovereignSpirit]

^Wha?????

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