Re: The All-Knowing Biggles

[Felixlynch777]

VAL SMASH

[DeadCamper]

Val has at least 42 of them.

[peacemaker_sanad]

I haz around 25+ Qz!
Can i akse them pleaze ='D

[Biggles]

The point is to ask as many questions as you can think of, lol.

[Trone_Colby]

1. What will be Napkin's next clan tag?

2. Do you think you can get everyone here to play MW2? lol

[stealio]

1. Say something good that happened to you today:
2. What is your general philosophy of life?
3. What is the worst thing you have lived through?
4. How old is your inner child?
5. Do you believe in a higher power, and if so, what name do you give it?
6. Are you allergic to anything, and if so, what?
7. Write a haiku on the spot (5-7-5)
8. Favorite animal?
9. Favorite SFA member?
10. Coffee, tea, or soda - how do you get your caffiene fix?
11. Idealist or realist?
12. Are you lucky or unlucky?
13. How much do you normally tip?
14. Last time you got sick?
15. Favorite word or phrase to use when cussing someone out?
16. Best movie made before 1970?
17. After 1970?
18. Within the past five years?
19. What is your quest?
20. Favorite TV drama?
21. Favorite sitcom?
22. Favorite reality show?
23. Favorite game show?
24. Favorite talk show?
25. A quote that sticks in your head:
26. Favorite toy as a child?
27. Last thing you made with your own hands?
28. Last fight you got into?
29. Last time you were hospitalized?
30. Favorite kind of flower?
31. Are you now, or have you ever been, a communist?
32. Favorite word?
33. Last thing you picked up off the ground?
34. Favorite book as a child?
35. Favorite book as a juvenile?
36. Favorite book as an adult?
37. Last time you flipped someone the bird?
38. Do you have any siblings, and if so, how many?
39. Make _____, not war:
40. Favorite singer?
41. Favorite songwriter?
42. Favorite performer?
43. Surprise parties – yes, or no? Why not?
44. Where do you get your news from?
45. If you had to challenge someone to a duel of some kind, what your weapon of choice be?
46. Favorite kind of soup?
47. What, if any, parts of your body do you shave, wax, or otherwise remove hair from?
48. What is happiness to you?
49. Least favorite household chore?
50. Favorite thing to do on a cold and rainy night?
51. Peter Pan or Captain Hook – who is cooler?
52. Have you ever written/carved/etc.
53. Favorite mythology?
54. Favorite magazine?
55. Law & Order – original, SVU, or Criminal Intent?
56. Worst pickup line ever used on you?
57. Best job you ever had?
58. What do you know how to fix?
59. Favorite place to go in the town you live?
60. Favorite munchie?
61. Movie with the best one-liners?
62. How do you groom your nails?
63. Last pity party you held for yourself?
64. Last post-it note written?
65. If you could go back in time to a specific place and era, when and where would it be?
66. How much money do you have in cash right now?
67. What’s the best joke you know how to tell?
68. Last gift that you gave someone?
69. [Write your own question here. Now answer it]
70. Favorite superhero?
71. What songs do you know all the lyrics to by heart?
72. What did you buy on your last trip to the store?
73. Worst habit?
74. Last thing you quit?
75. WB – too cheesy for it’s own good, or just cheesy enough?
76. Pet peeve?
77. What do you grab to drink when you're hot, sweaty, and thirsty?
78. Do you wear a watch?
79. What were you doing before you started answering these questions?
80. What do you wish you were doing instead of answering these questions?
81. What’s preventing you from doing that?
82. What are your plans for the rest of the day?
83. Have you ever been arrested?
84. Favorite kind of poetry?
85. Favorite kind of music?
86. How many different kinds of solitaire do you know how to play?
87. What are you a member of?
88. Do you like green eggs and ham?
89. Is the glass half-empty, or half-full?
90. Who is the wind beneath your wings?
91. Favorite John Hughes film?
92. Would you follow the white rabbit down the hole?
93. What classes have you failed in your lifetime?
94. Favorite comedian?
95. Monkeys – funny, yes?
96. Favorite Beatles song?
97. Walk, bike, ride, or drive?
98. Do you take vitamins, and if so, which ones?
99. Bugs Bunny, or Mickey Mouse?
100. What do you want on your tombstone?

[Trone_Colby]

GAWD DAMN WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111oneelevenone

[BeazelWeasel]

Jesus Christ

[RatedStinger]

Bitch has gone crazy.

[Biggles]

Trone: Napkin's next clan tag will be [SFA]. For about five minutes, and then it'll change to a serious clan again.

And I highly doubt I could convince everyone here to play MW2... I doubt I could even convince myself.

1. Say something good that happened to you today:
Got to spend a few hours with my GF. That was pretty damn nice.

2. What is your general philosophy of life?
Life is finite, do what you want with it, as long as it makes you happy/doesn't harm other people.

3. What is the worst thing you have lived through?
I'd rather not say.

4. How old is your inner child?
About 9.

5. Do you believe in a higher power, and if so, what name do you give it?
Nope.

6. Are you allergic to anything, and if so, what?
Yes. Certain varieties of lettuce, actually. And some metals.

7. Write a haiku on the spot (5-7-5)
These are quite a lot
Of random, silly questions
And I'm only on seven

8. Favorite animal?
By far the echidna.

9. Favorite SFA member?
I assume you're talking about the Swedish Fortifications Agency? In that case, Anders Borg. By a mile.

10. Coffee, tea, or soda - how do you get your caffiene fix?
All of the above.

11. Idealist or realist?
Realist.

12. Are you lucky or unlucky?
Rather unlucky.

13. How much do you normally tip?
20%.

14. Last time you got sick?
I'm sick with a cold/flu/god knows what it is right now, actually.

15. Favorite word or phrase to use when cussing someone out?
This one recently changed, actually. Vai fazer broches a cavalos.

16. Best movie made before 1970?
Hmm... I'm gonna have to go with 12 Angry Men.

17. After 1970?
The Shawshank Redemption.

18. Within the past five years?
Black Dynamite.

19. What is your quest?
To find the holy grail.

20. Favorite TV drama?
What's that one with the two brothers fighting monsters and shit that used to be good until they brought religion into it? That one.

21. Favorite sitcom?
Arrested Development.

22. Favorite reality show?
Solitary. It's like GLaDOS hosts a show.

23. Favorite game show?
Jeopardy.

24. Favorite talk show?
The Daily Show. Shut up, it counts.

25. A quote that sticks in your head:
[paraphrasing here] "We must all hang together. If we don't, we'll surely hang separately." -Ben Franklin, referencing how the 13 colonies must agree, or everyone in the conference would be arrested and publicly executed.

26. Favorite toy as a child?
Rubik's Cube. I was the only one I knew who could solve it.

27. Last thing you made with your own hands?
A chair for my mom for mother's day. One of those Adirondack chairs, you know the type.

28. Last fight you got into?
Umm... damn, it's been a while. If verbal fights count, that would be with my ex-girlfriend two months ago.

29. Last time you were hospitalized?
When I was 7.

30. Favorite kind of flower?
Tiger lilies. When they die off in the spring, the stalks are great weapons.

31. Are you now, or have you ever been, a communist?
I like communism on paper, but humanity is such that it could never work. So, no.

32. Favorite word?
Changes often. I do like the word "juxtapostion". If you can spell that in Scrabble, game over for everyone else.

33. Last thing you picked up off the ground?
My cell phone.

34. Favorite book as a child?
Anything by Shel Silverstein

35. Favorite book as a juvenile?
Um... I liked the His Dark Materials series.

36. Favorite book as an adult?
I don't read much anymore, but I've been working my way through Steven King's stuff as of late. Slowly.

37. Last time you flipped someone the bird?
I don't flip people off. I'm more creative than that.

38. Do you have any siblings, and if so, how many?
Yes. 1.

39. Make _____, not war:
Safe, alternative energy sources that magically sustain the economy as well and therefore will never exist

40. Favorite singer?
Can't be decided.

41. Favorite songwriter?
Umm... don't have one.

42. Favorite performer?
Same as the last two, really

43. Surprise parties – yes, or no? Why not?
No. I dislike surprises.

44. Where do you get your news from?
The internet. I then choose to disregard the internet, which always lies, and watch the Daily Show, where at least the lies are funny.

45. If you had to challenge someone to a duel of some kind, what your weapon of choice be?
An intensely focused electromagnetic field around me which somehow I am unharmed by. I win by default.

46. Favorite kind of soup?
Clam Chowdah. No, that is not a typo.

47. What, if any, parts of your body do you shave, wax, or otherwise remove hair from?
My face.

48. What is happiness to you?
Serotonin production. Same as it is to everybody. Now, not being clever, I think happiness is totally dependent on having someone, at least just one person, that cares about you unconditionally. Simple as that.

49. Least favorite household chore?
Dishes.

50. Favorite thing to do on a cold and rainy night?
Watch Movies. And cuddle GF.

51. Peter Pan or Captain Hook – who is cooler?
Hook, by far. He just knows his shit.

52. Have you ever written/carved/etc.
I write now and again. Pretty good at it, too.

53. Favorite mythology?
I'll paraphrase it: Cronos: FUCK YOO MY SON Zeus: OH NOES I AM IN A CAVE NAO OH I GOT STRONGER NOW MY DAD WILL DIE

54. Favorite magazine?
Top Gear.

55. Law & Order – original, SVU, or Criminal Intent?
None of the above. L & O sucks.

56. Worst pickup line ever used on you?
"umm... umm... I like your eyes and stuff."

57. Best job you ever had?
The one I have now.

58. What do you know how to fix?
Computers, and some other mechanical devices. I can also code semi-competently.

59. Favorite place to go in the town you live?
Monty's Brick Tavern.

60. Favorite munchie?
Bacon-wrapped tater tots. Seriously. So damn perfect.

61. Movie with the best one-liners?
Black Dynamite.

62. How do you groom your nails?
Erm, with nail clippers. I don't really pay much attention to them.

63. Last pity party you held for yourself?
I don't.

64. Last post-it note written?
Note to self: Stealio is very inquisitive. Might work for government. Watch back.

65. If you could go back in time to a specific place and era, when and where would it be?
1920s. Jazz and sex. Woo.

66. How much money do you have in cash right now?
$56.73

67. What’s the best joke you know how to tell?
I don't really tell jokes, I'm bad at it. I just try to be naturally funny, which seems to work.

68. Last gift that you gave someone?
Well, I just bought my GF a necklace (for no reason, I just felt like being nice today), which I am giving to her as soon as she gets home.

69. [Write your own question here. Now answer it]
Biggles, did you ever think someone would ask 100 questions?

No, but dammit, I will not rest until all of them are answered.

70. Favorite superhero?
I actually have to go with South Park on this one: Mintberry Crunch.

71. What songs do you know all the lyrics to by heart?
Most of the prog rock released in the past 20 years, and every 80s power ballad ever made.

72. What did you buy on your last trip to the store?
Food.

73. Worst habit?
Ever since I took up drumming, I compulsively drum on things.

74. Last thing you quit?
Having a working PS3. I felt having a working one was just SO last week.

75. WB – too cheesy for it’s own good, or just cheesy enough?
Too cheesy. By quite a bit.

76. Pet peeve?
1337speak.

77. What do you grab to drink when you're hot, sweaty, and thirsty?
Water.

78. Do you wear a watch?
Yes.

79. What were you doing before you started answering these questions?
Telling you to wish me luck before I started answering these questions.

80. What do you wish you were doing instead of answering these questions?
Making dinner like I should be.

81. What’s preventing you from doing that?
These questions, and the drive to complete them.

82. What are your plans for the rest of the day?
Not sure yet.

83. Have you ever been arrested?
Nope.

84. Favorite kind of poetry?
I hate poetry.

85. Favorite kind of music?
Progressive Metal

86. How many different kinds of solitaire do you know how to play?
One.

87. What are you a member of?
This community, Steam, Gamefaqs, and some other stuff.

88. Do you like green eggs and ham?
No. STFU, SAM I AM

89. Is the glass half-empty, or half-full?
It's both.

90. Who is the wind beneath your wings?
Stealio is, for her wonderful questions.

91. Favorite John Hughes film?
The Breakfast Club

92. Would you follow the white rabbit down the hole?
Nope.

93. What classes have you failed in your lifetime?
None so far.

94. Favorite comedian?
John Cleese.

95. Monkeys – funny, yes?
Well, obviously.

96. Favorite Beatles song?
Norwegian Wood.

97. Walk, bike, ride, or drive?
All at once.

98. Do you take vitamins, and if so, which ones?
C, B complexes, and that's it.

99. Bugs Bunny, or Mickey Mouse?
Bugs Bunny. Mickey's just a douche.

100. What do you want on your tombstone?
"Meh, he was okay enough, I guess."

[DeadCamper]

Stealios copypasting is no match for Biggles.

[ananthaval]

^This epic post by Biggles is why he is d awsumest leader/founder/member of any clan/group EVUR!!!!

[Valerie]

You didn't answer mine.

I have a broken PS3 all over my desk at home; would you like a piece?

And yes, I can only think of 1 question at a time. I'm not cool and Canadian like some of the other ladies around here.

[Biggles]

Oh my. I am terribly sorry, Valerie.

No, I do not need a chunk of used PS3 at the moment, though that status may change.

[stealio]

Yeah, I copied pasted that.... but good for you for answering all the questions!

[SovereignSpirit]

Hook, by far. He just knows his shit.

Young Lucas agrees with you.



My question for you:

Have you ever experienced anything paranormal? (seriously)

[Felixlynch777]

Lol I've told a few in SoFA of a strange story of mine. My maths teacher when I was 14 was a very religious man. He was about 50 and he said he went to Phillipines on a Church project when he was in his 30s. Whilst he was there he said he saw a possessed 11 year old girl. According to my teacher she was vomiting quite badly. And the scariest part that he told us was that she vomited out large, rusty nails. He was completely serious about it. People in my class didn't know what to think. He didn't act strange, he was a pretty serious, intelligent man apart from this strange story.

[SovereignSpirit]

I've seen some crazy stuff. I don't doubt things like that happen.

[Biggles]

Actually, I have.

I was 9, I think. Around that age.

Back then, I was only allowed to walk around the block my house was part of, so I did one morning. And there was this hooded, creepy as fuck guy walking quickly away from me, about 300 feet away. I hadn't seen where he'd come from, just assumed maybe I'd missed him, oh well. Anyway, I look down at my feet, look back up, and there's half a guy, still sort of walking (if he'd had legs at that point). From waist-down... nothing. Just air. Needless to say, I ran like hell.

I don't really believe in ghosts per say, what that was I have no idea, but holy fuck it scared me.

[Felixlynch777]

That's it, thread has now changed into everyone telling their paranormal stories.

I have one last question for Biggles:

Can you please type out the lyrics to Madonna's song "Material Girl"?

[peacemaker_sanad]

@ stealio, Holy crap show some mercy :<
@ ananth, please tell me that avy is your real look!!!!!!!!
Felix, two words, black magic!
1.*assuming Turkia is in european unity and India counts as asian country* Will you believe me if i told you that i'm partly european, partly asian and partly arab?
2.If you went to Britain in the future, will you do any of the following:
A.Free jump off of eiffel tower!
B.Break into Felix house and rape him while he is asleep!
C.Join wizardy school and then take part in the next Harry Potter movie and haress Hermione/ Emma Watson afterword!?
D.[writh your other answer here]
3.If you became a president, what's your must follow rules be/ are?
4.Redhead, Blondie or Blackhead; who do you prefer?
5.If there's a lift road and a right road, why did you pick the middle road?
6.Do you have a fetish for British people with British accent?
7.If you could assign a SoFA memeber for your amusment taskes, who would you pick and why?
8.If he, she and it came to you and offered you 10000$ just to sleep/ sex with them; will you accept?
9.If you had the opportunity to redefine pedo porn, how will you redefine it?
10.If you managed to capture and tame a wild Felix'mon', what are you going to do to him afterword?
11.If you ever were in situation were you have to kiss a guy, who would you like to kiss?
12."His ass is hazardous, it's been there and done that!" what does this pharse mean?
13.If you happen to find a magic lamb and were given 3 wishes, what they are and why you choose them?
14.If you invented a time machine, will you fix something in your life or change the course of the history?
15.If the game indusrty about to crash, will you prevent it from crashing or you will let it crash and rez it later on and while you're at it will you enslave everyone (publishers & developers)?
16.If you got IQ of 170 and you went to candy store and there was an old granny and she offered you free candies in exchange of 5 IQ points, will you give away your IQ points or GTFO as soon as possible?
17.Do you live by your rules or socity rules? if by yours then what's your rules?
18.If someone approached you and told you "did you know, you're cute!" what's your respones be?
19.Do you believe in any advertisment put out by any companies or you can easily see through their scams?
20.In BFBC2,RUSH, if you can deploy 30 C4 sticks at once, will you go for M-COMs which in the same building or go after enemies and their tanks for extra kills, points and waste tickets?
21.If you were to direct a movie/ video game, what kind of movies/ video games you are going to work on?
22.How the hell should Camper propose to Valerie, the Viking way or the normal way?
23.Will Duke Nukum Forever be any success and how will you rate it?
24.If you ever had the opportunity to over-run someone with your car IRL, who's going to be your victim?
25.Do you think going to the moon and mars worth the trouble, if so, why?
26.Do you believe that eating ice cream causes breast enlargment?
27.In Harry Potter universe, if you could rename some spells, which they are and what the new names you picked?
28.If you are bored will you go on duck hunting 'picnicks'?
29.In wilds, if you saw a wild bear, will you chase after it or you'll let it chase after you? and Why is that?
30.In a play, will you play as Romeo or as Juliet? and why?
31.In BFBC2, if you could choose between bush wookie look/ suite and bear suite, which one you're going choose?
32.If you could do some sort of plastic surgeries to your GF, what kind of surgeries you would like?
33.Have you ever faked your ID card info to enter some bars or strip clubs when you were still 'young'?
34.Ever kissed older girl in the past?
35.Do you believe in laughing and smiling can cure some incurable illness?
36.Who has the best sammiches in SoFA?
37.If you, by any chance, got trapped in an elevator with no way out and there was a guy who continuessly unstoppably farts like there's no tomorrow, will you :
A.Light a lighter and blow up yourself, sue the manufacturer for the 'misfortune' later on?
B.Suck it up and hope this shit never happen again?
C.[writh your other answer here]

[BeazelWeasel]

2.If you went to Britain in the future, will you any of the following:
A.Free jump off of eiffel tower!

[Biggles]

1.*assuming Turkia is in european unity and India counts as asian country* Will you believe me if i told you that i'm partly european, partly asian and partly arab?
Sure, why not?

2.If you went to Britain in the future, will you any of the following:
A.Free jump off of eiffel tower!
Hell no. That would mean I were in France, BTW.

B.Break into Felix house and rape him while he is asleep!
If it's Felix, it's not rape.

C.Join wizardy school and then take part in the next Harry Potter movie and haress Hermione/ Emma Watson afterword!?
Nope.

D.[writh your other answer here]
Go to a bunch of pubs?
Hell yes.

3.If you became a president, what's your must follow rules be/ are?
I'll never be a president. I couldn't get enough votes. Reason is that I don't tell people want they want to hear; I tell them how things are really working. And people would rather blindly follow false hope than actually solve problems.

4.Redhead, Blondie or Blackhead; who do you prefer?
Don't really have one.

5.If there's a lift road and a right road, why did you pick the middle road?
Turning is very strenuous.

6.Do you have a fetish for British people with British accent?
Nope. Australians, on the other hand...

7.If you could assign a SoFA memeber for your amusment taskes, who would you pick and why?
You. Your questions are already amusing the fuck out of me.

8.If he, she and it came to you and offered you 10000$ just to sleep/ sex with them; will you accept?
I dunno, do you really want me, Peace?

9.If you had the opportunity to redefine pedo porn, how will you redefine it?
The password-protected file on Hek's computer.

10.If you managed to capture and tame a wild Felix'mon', what are you going to do to him afterword?
Ride him to work.


11.If you ever were in situation were you have to kiss a guy, who would you like to kiss?
Lady Gaga.

...

OH SNAP

12."His ass is hazardous, it's been there and done that!" what does this pharse mean?
I believe you're referencing Abraham Lincoln there.

13.If you happen to find a magic lamb and were given 3 wishes, what they are and why you choose them?
All of them would be for the same thing: unlimited wishes.

14.If you invented a time machine, will you fix something in your life or change the course of the history?
I'd shove Hitler off a bridge.

15.If the game indusrty about to crash, will you prevent it from crashing or you will let it crash and rez it later on and while you're at it will you enslave everyone (publishers & developers)?
Activision already did that.

16.If you got IQ of 170 and you went to candy store and there was an old granny and she offered you free candies in exchange of 5 IQ points, will you give away your IQ points or GTFO as soon as possible?
I LUVS TEH KANDYS

17.Do you live by your rules or socity rules? if by yours then what's your rules?
My rules AND society's rules. My rules all involve attaining awesomeness. I have yet to succeed.

18.If someone approached you and told you "did you know, you're cute!" what's your respones be?
Oh... thank you so much, I needed that. *hugs*

19.Do you believe in any advertisment put out by any companies or you can easily see through their scams?
Advertisements, for me at least, do the opposite of what they intend. More ads I see = less likely I am to buy that product.

20.In BFBC2,RUSH, if you can deploy 30 C4 sticks at once, will you go for M-COMs which in the same building or go after enemies and their tanks for extra kills, points and waste tickets?
If I have 30 C4 sticks, I can do both.

21.If you were to direct a movie/ video game, what kind of movies/ video games you are going to work on?
If I were to make a video game (and I might someday), it'd be entirely my work. Kinda like that guy who made Braid. (minus the art). It'd also be original, not really in a defined genre.

22.How the hell should Camper propose to Valerie, the Viking way or the normal way?
ALL THINGS SHOULD BE DONE THE VIKING WAY

23.Will Duke Nukum Forever be any success and how will you rate it?
I will try to like it, but it will probably suck. And I doubt it'll sell very well. Too much negative publicity already.

24.If you ever had the opportunity to over-run someone with your car IRL, who's going to be your victim?
Glenn Beck. I'd also back up, and run him over again. Unfortunately, he's not worth the prison time... so not gonna happen.

25.Do you think going to the moon and mars worth the trouble, if so, why?
Yes and no. I don't think now is the time, the economy being the way it is, but space is indeed a vast plane we need to understand better.

26.Do you believe that eating ice cream causes breast enlargment?
It does. Breasts are squishy mounds of fat, aren't they? More fat = more boob.

27.In Harry Potter universe, if you could rename some spells, which they are and what the new names you picked?
GAH I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THOSE BLAST-ENDED SKANKS

28.If you are bored will you go on duck hunting 'picnicks'?
Maybe. Do I get a lightgun and a laughing dog?

29.In wilds, if you saw a wild bear, will you chase after it or you'll let it chase after you? and Why is that?
I am a bear. We'd prolly just have a few beers.

30.In a play, will you play as Romeo or as Juliet? and why?
Both. For the difficulty.

31.In BFBC2, if you could choose between bush wookie look/ suite and bear suite, which one you're going choose?
I am a bear already. I'd want the wookiee suit, because otherwise it isn't camouflage.

32.If you could do some sort of plastic surgeries to your GF, what kind of surgeries you would like?
None. Plastic surgery is something I have problems with.

33.Have you ever faked your ID card info to enter some bars or strip clubs when you were still 'young'?
Nope. I was a good kid.

34.Ever kissed older girl in the past?
How "older" are we talking about here? My GF is older than me by a month. If so, yes.

35.Do you believe in laughing and smiling can cure some incurable illness?
No. You can smile at cancer all you want, it ain't gonna shrink.

36.Who has the best sammiches in SoFA?
I do.

37.If you, by any chance, got trapped in an elevator with no way out and there was a guy who continuessly unstoppably farts like there's no tomorrow, will you :
I'd climb through the roof hatch, like a normal person.

[peacemaker_sanad]

Of course i do want you, Biggles , over internet i would love you in the gayest way ever :>, but IRL i would consider you a rare find for a friend

BTW, I luv dem ansars and i might add you exceed my expectation with them!

See kids, this how a clan leader should be :O

[Felixlynch777]

I am determined to break Biggles's spirit. Question spam NAO.

1: Give me review of the last game you played, between 100-150 words long.
2: What is your opinion on genital mutilation?
3: Type out the lyrics to "Material Girl" pl0x.
4: What do you think of BC2: Vietnam? Love it (boo) or hate it (YAY)?
5: Can we please have a picture of your monster dog?
6: What is the most annoying song to get stuck in your head?
7: Can I have your opinions on plastic surgery? I'm genuinely interested.

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